Despite the headlines, we know what really happened, don’t we!
Despite the headlines, we know what really happened, don’t we!
Apparently, there are a whole lot of women out there who wish that they could get to know “Sven” better!
One of our operatives was able to spy on a Black Lives Matter planning session, and recorded the proceedings on his cell phone. The following is a transcription of that recording. Unfortunately, we have only the audio of this meeting.
Some called Barack Obama the First Black President, but that didn’t pass even the most superficial scrutiny. Any First Black President would, obviously, encounter nothing but sneering, aggressive hostility from the press, dominated as the press is, by lily-white, pasty-faced men. That’s what Toni Morrison — the coiner of the expression itself — told us. Morrison told us that widespread press abuse was the reason… Bill Clinton deserved the title!
But… Barack Obama received only fawning, white-glove, adoring, loving, tender coverage from all the dominant media of the day. For eight looooong, cringe-inducing, eye-rolling, stomach-turning years.
Barack Obama, plainly, was not the First Black President.
I used to take myself much too seriously. However, at some point I recognized it, saw that it needed to … Continue reading Correction…
I’ve given more than 100 million dollars to charities that help black Americans escape poverty.
Now, may I, please, say…?
After the announcement, Trump went off-script and suggested that, “Perhaps George Floyd would be looking down and smiling at the initiatives for better policing that he was launching.”
Owens differed only a bit, by suggesting that, most likely, Mr. Floyd would be looking up.
“We’d love it if we could reduce the spending we do on minority communities, and bring it down to the levels we spend on white people. If we could do that we’d balance our budget easily! We’d have a surplus!”
Higher-ups in the Democrat Party would love to see Bernie Sanders gone.
Don’t be surprised if they just… make it happen. Soon. If, for example, Sanders were to win the South Carolina primary this coming Saturday.
You read it here first.
All these years of denying it! All these years of trying to convince this guy, and that that I’m not… and here I am admitting it to all of you, in front of God, family and country, for all to see and read: I might be a racist!
Do you have a disk reader that can read your high-level puppy that can create analysts? Sir Richard floppy does!
I apologize in advance. It’s not polite. But it is funny!
The host of National Public Radio’s morning fake news program — called Morning Edition — did a feature talking about a business-wear catalog from back in 1951. He interviewed some famous designer whose comment about the catalog was so completely out of touch. This guy’s comment was ALL AT ONCE racist, sexist, homophobic, trans-phobic and islamophobic. Continue reading NPR Watch — (3/1/18) — Catching NPR in a Bigoted Rant
As almost everyone realizes, most (granted, not all) women come equipped with two of the featured assets. Not one more, not one less. Two. It’s the standard issue. So, to get to fifteen… SOMEONE either cheated, and tacked on another one, or had the misfortune to have misplaced one of her allotted stock, thereby allowing for the possibility to arrive at that magical number of fifteen. Continue reading Rated PG — Funny Picture Caption
Want to end sexual harassment by elected officials? Simple: Don’t elect Democrats. Continue reading Want to End Sexual Harassment by Elected Officials in America?
NPR’s Rule #: The Left is always right… Continue reading NPR Watch (8/19/17) — NPR’s Two Rules
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The headlines in Drudge: Virus that ‘makes humans more stupid’ discovered… Alters genes in brain including memory and emotion… That … Continue reading Hmmmmm… Maybe THIS Explains it! (Part II)
The headlines in Drudge: Virus that ‘makes humans more stupid’ discovered… Alters genes in brain including memory and emotion… Democrats … Continue reading Hmmmmm… Maybe THIS Explains it!
Socialist Success Stories | makeaneffort. A brief, pithy, important read. Go to this page to see the comprehensive list of … Continue reading Socialist Success Stories | makeaneffort
Wrong verb. Let’s do the headline writer for the Hollywood Reporter a favor and correct it: “Anti-Clinton Art Graces LA Ahead … Continue reading Drudge Headline: Anti-Clinton Art Defaces LA Ahead of Fundraiser…
News Story: September 11, 2001 — worst terrorist attack in the history of the world. Democrat Politician’s reaction: How can I … Continue reading How Democrats Think
Heard this morning: Question: What do a slinky and a liberal have in common? Answer: They’re both fun to push … Continue reading A Joke
Just because I couldn’t resist. Drudge Headline(s): Scientists grow penises… Quick Reaction (several): Uhhhhh… whuh? What did they have in that … Continue reading The Drudge Sampler (Edition V – 10/6/14) (rated PG)
Is there anything funny in anything that Obama has said or done in the past nearly six years? Oh, I dunno. … Continue reading The Obama Speech – Some Observations (Part III)
What do you do when your “friend” in Iraq, the Prime Minister, is Nouri al-Maliki and he’s scum; your enemy is … Continue reading What To Do About Iraq (A Visual Guide)
‘That’s how horror movies begin’: Scientists find 6,000 year old parasite egg | Twitchy. (Part II) Do scientists know whether … Continue reading ‘That’s how horror movies begin’: Scientists find 6,000 year old parasite egg | Twitchy (Part II)
‘That’s how horror movies begin’: Scientists find 6,000 year old parasite egg | Twitchy. Wait, wait, wait… How do the … Continue reading ‘That’s how horror movies begin’: Scientists find 6,000 year old parasite egg | Twitchy
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NPR reported today that the Chinese government has accused the NSA of spying on them. Wow! Someone caught the NSA … Continue reading SCANDAL! NSA Caught Doing Their Job!
Even after he resigned from Congress, let’s be frank, Anthony Weiner still thought of himself as one hot dog. Apparently there were no condiments … Continue reading Let’s Get the Tasteless Puns Behind Us
At this. The headline: “POLL: PUBLIC ESTEEM FOR JOURNALISTS COLLAPSES TO 28%” First: I was shocked that “Public esteem” for … Continue reading I Was Jaw-Dropping-Bug-Eyed-Knock-Me-Over-With-A-Feather Floored!
I was wondering what happened to the Great Cicada Invasion of 2013 here in Connecticut. We were supposed to be … Continue reading MUCH Too Funny!
Found myself idly “leafing” through one of those internet lists the other day. The name of this particular one was: … Continue reading What In The World Does One Do With THIS?!? (Part 2)
Confidential letter to our son and daughter: Dear Son and Daughter: You are both approaching young adulthood, and, as you … Continue reading Lefties: We HATE EVERYTHING You Right-Wing Extremists Stand For (but, shhhhh…)
Originally posted on The Praetorian Writers' Group:
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