In other breaking news…
(Strap on your seat belts; it was a heavy news day!)
- Bears **it in the woods.
- The Pope is Catholic.
- Joe Biden is senile.
- Antifa is a bunch of Fascists.
- The sun rises in the East.
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said something stupid.
- The sun rises in the morning. (That confused Joe Biden, because the teleprompter told him it rises in the East.)
- The earth actually looks more like a ball than something flat. (That irritated Democrats who denied it, and sneered that those who say so should consult “the Science.”)
- The sun sets in the West.
- Biden supporters report there’s no difference between “senile Joe” and “normal Joe.”
- Bernie Sanders said something stupid.
- The sun sets in the evening.
- Joe Biden, confusion, teleprompter, West… you know what happened.
- Kamala Harris didn’t say anything stupid today, surprising all observers.
- Evergreen stay green year-round.
- Kamala Harris reported to the Ear Nose and Throat doctor, with a case of laryngitis that makes her unable to speak.