During the upcoming Presidential/Legislative election campaign, Trump and the Republicans should hammer home the following points:
My fellow Americans, my fellow citizens, my fellow voters… you have been cheated. You’ve been defrauded. You’ve been scammed, hoodwinked, buffaloed, bilked, fleeced, robbed. You’ve been ripped off by a criminal enterprise masquerading as a political party!
For the past almost four years, the Democrats have cheated you [pause] out of what you voted for. For the past almost four years, the Democrats have defrauded you [pause] out of what you voted for. Russia… a hoax; emoluments a hoax; the Steele Dossier… a fraud; FISA court… hoodwinked and lied to; Comey, McCabe, Strzok, Page, Brennan, Clapper… demonstrated liars; lawsuit after lawsuit after lawsuit after lawsuit after lawsuit [pause] after lawsuit; hoax after hoax after hoax after hoax [pause] after hoax. Fraud upon deceit upon lie upon fabrication. And all because President Trump ripped the lid off the stinking Washington swamp. And — hoo boy! — they did not like that! Re-Elect President Trump!
For the past almost two years, the Democrats have cheated you out of any effective work by the House of Representatives of the United States that they control. Impeachment, impeachment, impeachment, impeachment, impeachment, [pause] impeachment. Impeachment theater… impeachment hoax.
These [pause] bums [pause] were talking impeachment before President Trump even took office! Then, once he was in, that’s the only work they’ve done!
In the meantime, neither the rest of the world, nor this country stopped to sit back and watch it all. But all the Democrats in the Senate did was fiddle on their balcony, watching the rest of the world, while the Democrats in the House of Representatives cackled and huddled over their stinking, putrid, bubbling impeachment cauldron.
For the past almost two years, the Democrats have defrauded you out of effective work by the Senate of the United States.
For the past nearly four years, the only work the Democrats in either house have done, has been to fabricate hoax after hoax after hoax after hoax after hoax… and to fling them at the Trump Administration — like monkeys at the zoo hurling the results of their last dinner. Which is pretty much the same stuff as the Democrats have been producing anyway.
The Democrats have defrauded you, the American people out of the work of the Legislature you elected to do actual work.
And, you know? you paid them to do this crap… to you!
You paid them with your tax dollars to defraud you!
You paid them with your tax dollars to cheat you!
You and I can do something about all this.
President Trump has been a pretty good President. Not perfect, by any means. But, the economy’s good. Unemployment is down. The markets are up. The world is largely at peace. America is respected again. Black unemployment is at the lowest level in the history of this country.
America is great again. You can make America even greater.
You can vote again to give President Trump another chance. You can re-elect President Trump. You can elect a Republican House of Representatives. You can elect a Republican Senate, and you can tell the Democrats that they can’t defraud you ever again.
Throw the Democrat frauds out of the Senate! Throw the Democrat cheaters out of the House of Representatives! Throw them out! Throw the[pause] bums [pause] out! Tell them to come back when they get real ideas! Tell them to come back when get real notions of what’s right and wrong! Tell them to come back when they’ve thought about how they might go about making the world a better place! President Trump has thought about all that. President Trump continues to think about all that.
Elect Republicans to the House of Representatives! Elect Republicans to the Senate! Finally, re-elect President Trump.
Use those two words over and over and over and over and over again: cheat, defraud. Defraud, cheat. Hang it around the Democrats’ necks over and over and over from now until… well, no need to stop hanging it around their necks.