Minion: Wait, wait… you mean they can’t prove it’s not a baby, and they’re still okay with killing it anyway?
Minion: You’re kidding, right? Who’s that stupid? You must be kidding!
Minion: Well then, we own ’em! They’re frickin’ ours!
* A friend of mine once said to me, “I noticed that the feminists are always clamoring on about whether God is a female, but they never question that the devils is always referred to as a male!”
I’ve made Satan female in order not to trigger the feminists out there. We are cutting-edge here at TPWG!