Maxine Waters — The “New” Brains of the Democrat Party


Here’s the Drudge headline from April 18thSALON: MAXINE WATERS FOR PREZ!

Maxine Waters is perfect!

This ancient, racist, withered old harridan has disserved America from California’s (of course) 43rd (of course) Congressional District since before Socialists evolved into slope-headed, knuckle-dragging, drooling, spittle-dribbling idiots.(1)

The only thing older than Waters is her thinking. She hasn’t had a new idea since, “Hey, I know! Let’s invent dirt!”

If Maxine Waters were to have a new idea, her head would explode like matter and antimatter.

If Maxine Waters were to have a good idea, her head would explode like, well, like matter and antimatter.

If Maxine Waters were to have a sane idea, her head would explode like, well, you know…

Needless to say, Maxine Waters stays as far away as absolutely possible from new or good ideas, because… well, because (see above).

I don’t want to say Maxine Waters is dumb, but she once lost in a spelling bee to a cinderblock. Okay, okay, that’s not entirely fair… it was two out of three.

I don’t want to say that Maxine Waters is obnoxious, but a poll once found that she’s less popular than smallpox.

I don’t want to say that Maxine Waters is a racist, but Al Sharpton refused to face her in a racism competition.

I don’t want to say Maxine Waters is ignorant but, well, Salon.com is suggesting that she’d be a good President. The only thing she’s missing, to lock in her Ignoramus of The Year award is an endorsement from either Rachel Maddow or Ed Schultz.

I don’t want to say that Maxine Waters is a reactionary dinosaur of a neanderthal throwback to long-discarded, long-discredited,  pathetically idiotic left-wing thinking, but American academia rejected her because she was too extreme.

When she applied to join Socialist Morons International (www.socialistmoronsinternational.com), Stalin, Lenin, Hitler, Mao and Trotsky all rejected her. Nope, they said, too darned leftist. Too extreme. Too totalitarian.

I don’t want to say that Maxine Waters is a reactionary dinosaur of a neanderthal throwback to long-discarded, long-discredited,  pathetically idiotic thinking, but… well I guess I just did, didn’t I?

Hey, I know, why don’t the Democrats nominate someone fresh, young, new, exciting and dynamic to run for President! Like, say… Bernie Sanders or Hillary Clinton.

I think Mike Dukakis is still alive. Or Walter Mondale. Is Bill Clinton still eligible?(2) I hear there are some interns who have grown to adulthood since he was President. Now there’s a bench!

In other words, Maxine Waters is the perfect face/voice/thinking to represent today’s Democrat Party.

— xPraetorius

Notes:


(1) Full disclosure: This is a bit of hyperbole. There is no scientific evidence to support the notion that Socialists were able to evolve up to become slope-headed, knuckle-dragging, drooling, spittle-dribbling idiots.

(2) Read the text of the 22nd Amendment. Just my humble opinion, but the plain language doesn’t absolutely forbid Bill  from running again. A good lawyer could make a convincing case. I could make a rock-solid case.

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