Comey Utterly Disqualifies Hillary (Part II)


Bottom Line: Here’s FBI Director Comey’s summary of Hillary Clinton: She didn’t mean to do it, and she’s too ignorant, too “unsophisticated,” in technological matters to know she was committing serious crimes. In other words, this grand high leader of the “Party of Science and Technology” is … a technology ignoramus. An idiot. A dummy, a dunce and a dolt. A technological blockheaded booby. A lil’ ol’ grandmother utterly befuddled by the blinking light on her VCR. Oh, and she’s a habitual liar, but it’s okay: she’s too stupid even to know she’s lying.

Whew! Glad she’s off the hook! Now the path is free and clear for her to be our next President. What a relief!


James Comey, Director of the FBI, spent countless hours investigating the circumstances and personalities involved in one of the gravest security breaches in the history of the United States: Hillary Clinton’s private e-mail server.

He came to the conclusion that Hillary Clinton had not lied to him or to his investigative team. However, in his testimony before Congress, Comey said that Hillary hadn’t lied to the FBI, but that she had lied — repeatedly — to you and me. Over and over and over and over and over again. And then again. Not only that, he said that she is “unsophisticated” in technological terms. In other words, this grand high leader of the “Party of Science and Technology” is … a technology ignoramus. An idiot. A dummy, dunce and a dolt. A computer blockheaded booby. A lil’ ol’ grandmother utterly befuddled by the blinking light on her VCR.

Here’s a fun, brief little exchange between Comey and congressional questioners:

  • Question: “A few minutes ago, you also stated that you now believe that Hillary Clinton is not nearly as sophisticated as people thought. Is that correct?”
  • Comey Response: “Yeah, I think that’s fair — actually, no, not as people thought, but as people would assume about somebody with that background. I’m sorry, I should be clear about this, technically sophisticated. I’m not opining on other kinds of sophistication.”

In the questioning of the FBI Director, we learn that Hillary Clinton is corrupt, incompetent, unsophisticated, a habitual liar, completely self-serving and … kinda stupid. Okay, I threw that last one in there, but the previous characteristics don’t point to an overabundance of IQ.

Comey said that what she did was horrific, really stupid, illegal, and jeopardized your security and mine by making vital national secrets widely available to anyone interested in obtaining them. Anyone else doing that would have, according to the FBI Director, “suffered consequences,” which everyone knew meant: “gone to prison.”

But, and here’s the crucial difference: She didn’t mean to do it, and she’s too ignorant, too “unsophisticated,” in technological matters to know she was committing serious crimes. Oh, and she’s a habitual liar, but it’s okay, she’s too stupid even to know she’s lying.

Whew! Glad she’s off the hook! Now the path is free and clear for Hillary to be our next President. What a relief!(1)

— xPraetorius

Notes:


(1) Of course all that makes her, as Barack Obama says, the most qualified person to be President that he’s ever known. It’s quite possible that she is, indeed, “the most qualified person to be President” that he’s ever known. But she’s not even close to the most qualified person to be President that I’ve ever known. Heck, I’ve known a whole mess o’people more qualified to be President than Hillary… including the bag boy at the the local grocery store. He’s smarter, has succeeded at more things, is more honest … and isn’t a total sleazeball.

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