I Did It! YOU Should Do It Too!


I just lied through my teeth to a pollster.

For every question the pollster asked me, I answered the exact opposite of what I think.

Why? Because polls are garbage. Completely manipulable and manipulated — especially by the left.

What we all should do: Lie to the pollsters every time, then announce it at the top of our lungs.

If this really is a democracy here, then polling should be an absolutely insignificant factor in who will win the next election, presidential or otherwise. Nowadays, they practically determine who will win or lose.

If we all defy pollsters by simply lying to them, and then announcing that we have lied to them, we will have taken one small, important step in fixing our democracy.

 

— xPraetorius

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3 thoughts on “I Did It! YOU Should Do It Too!

  1. Good for you, Viewer!

    It was particularly tough for me. The first question was: “Do you approve of the job that Barack Obama is doing as President?” I had to say, “Yes,” and that hurt. I did, however, add some snark like, “I have to I’m from Connecticut!” I then found occasion to add some more snark throughout, all while lying through my teeth to the pollster.

    Few things are more satisfying to me than seeing the polls “get it wrong,” in their electoral predictions, and I like to think I’m doing my little bit to make that happen.

    Best,

    — x

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