Wait… Whuh? …


Drudge Headlines:

Scientists warn sun will ‘go to sleep’ in 2030…

Temperatures to plummet…

Uhhhhh… huh? Plummet? Freakin’ plummet?!?

I thought we were all supposed to get ready to evacuate Florida, Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana and Texas, not to mention my tiny coastal state of Connecticut, and all the other coastal states, while we watched our country shrink to encompass only Montana, Kansas, Nebraska, Wyoming, Colorado and the Dakotas? Last one out, shut the door on the dike!

I thought we were all supposed to go out to the midwest and see if we could find an acre or two that the Federal Government doesn’t already own, and buy it up pronto before the Atlantic waves were lapping at our feet in Pittsburgh!

It was definitely not to be that we were soon going to be able to wander over to England, or France or Portugal… on foot… over the ice.

Ah, climate science. Sweet, graceful, elegant, settled climate science! Don’t you just love science?!? Thank goodness that when a “scientist” has spoken, there’s just nothing else to say!

I mean, no scientist would ever let funding concerns or politics get in the way of his heroic, selfless, unbiased, altruistic, humanity-saving pursuit of the truth! Would he?

How long will it be before the the leftists are shrieking that we  must get rid of all that toxic green technology and return to coal, coal, sweet, carbon-emitting, global warming-producing, life-saving coal?!? And that we must move forward to socialism to get rid of all those clean, shiny millionaires that the evil green movement made, and make them pay their fair share … before we all … die!

— xPraetorius

 

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2 thoughts on “Wait… Whuh? …

  1. I love this, x! “I mean, no scientist would ever let funding concerns or politics get in the way of his heroic, selfless, unbiased, altruistic, humanity-saving pursuit of the truth! Would he?”

    Naaaaaawww.

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