Russian Bombers Intercepted Off CA Coast… (Editor’s Note: Where the heck is that reset button again!?! After all, it worked so well last time!)
Moscow ‘superweapon’ switches off foreign satellites… (Editor’s Note: We don’t mind you taking Crimea and killing tens of thousands of Ukrainians, but don’t you dare turn off our cable!)
Inside Obamas $12 million summer vacation: (Editor’s Note: Sweet vaca!)
7 bedrooms, 9 bathrooms, tennis court, infinity pool and manicurist on call… (Editor’s Note: An infinity pool!)
Prepare for ‘real war’… (Editor’s Note: Yep. We’re all starting to get that message.)
‘Black lives matter’ protesters burn American flag… (Editor’s Note: Indeed. Lucky these protesters are in America, where black lives actually do matter.)
WIRE: Good Luck Finding Place to Hide as Global Markets Crumble… (Editor’s Note: Great! No place to hide from the monumental muck-up that is the Obama Presidency.)
ILLEGAL KILLS IN SAN FRAN; DEPORTED 5 TIMES (Editor’s Note: I wonder if Donald Trump saw this! And the ones below.)
One comment only:
Nice job, Barack! You’ve really helped to bring about peace, stability, reconciliation between antagonists, and just a general sense of well-being and hope.
See the pretty rainbow? Just like the one on the White House, when Obama announced — for the thousandth time — that he’s really the President of only some Americans.