Living proof that you can have really creepy looks, the voice of a zombie, the IQ of a peach(1), and become Rich and Powerful and Important. John “Lurch” Kerry strikes a pensive pose in “negotiations”(2) with Iran.
Some see him differently. For example:
I don’t know. I still think Lurch is the real twin.
All this while Lurch Kerry’s other doppelganger, Denis “Lurch” McDonough (shown below) points to the hole in his head out of which his brain had rolled just moments before, prompting a Secret Service scramble to find it. In the subsequent mélee, the pellet became covered with dust and dirt, which, when it was re-inserted proved to be a significant upgrade.
Here, after all that fol-de-rol and just plain fun is the real thing:
Accept no paltry substitutes!
Now, this guy would make a real Secretary of State! “Hello, Iranians. You freakin’ rang?!?”
(1) My apologies to peaches, noble fruits all, everywhere.
(2) When the French did it, it was called “surrender.” Now, though, we call it “negotiations,” and it’s all the rage. Let’s not forget that Lurch speaks French, after a fashion, so probably has some considerable affection (full disclosure: as do I) for the cheese-eating surrender monkeys.