Hillary Clinton’s E-mails (Part IV)

Here’s a real transcript of Hillary Clinton’s performance in response to being caught red-handed doing a typically stoooooopid (Hillary Clinton-esque stoooopid!) thing:

Blah blah blah blah [You’re stupid] blah, blah [and I’m confident that you’re just stupid enough] blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah [to let me get away with it… again] blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah blah blah [Guess what: you’re stupid,] blah, blah [and I’m gonna get away with it again, nyeah, nyeah, nyeah, nyeah, nyeah, nyeah] blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah [Why? ‘Cause you’re stupid. Really stupid.] blah blah blah blah.

Blah [Want to know how stupid you are?] blah blah blah blah.  Blah blah blah blah [You’re so stupid] blah blah blah blah blah [that I’m gonna get away with it again, you morons.] blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah [Why? ‘Cause you’re stupid.] blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah [Know what? you’re stupid.] blah, blah [And after this ridiculous little thing that I have to do because some of you yappy, little, right-wings dogs in the press are making me do it,] blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah [I’m gonna go out with some of my closest buds, get a few drinks and laugh and laugh and laugh at just how stupid you are.] blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Thank you! [you bunch of brain-dead, blankety-blank, piece of cr*p morons.]

You know what? If she does get away with it again, then she’s right. We are stupid. Really stupid.

We’re about a week or so into the “Hillary’s e-mails” scandal, which is about six days after any Republican presidential candidate, caught doing the same skulduggery, would have dropped out of the race, and slipped into well-deserved obscurity.

— xPraetorius


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