SCANDAL! NSA Caught Doing Their Job!

NPR reported today that the Chinese government has accused the NSA of spying on them.

Wow! Someone caught the NSA spying on the actual people they’re supposed to be spying on for a change!

The Obama Administration has promised a thorough investigation. President Obama said, “It is unacceptable that the NSA might be spying on foreign nationals, when they should be spying on cookie-baking, Tea Party-sympathizing, potentially-Republican-voting, obviously terrorist grandmothers right here at home in in America. We will not stand for it. Let me be clear: those NSA personnel caught actually doing their jobs will be held accountable.”

As soon as NSA agents actually doing their jobs heard those last words, they breathed a sigh of relief. No one is safer, after all, than someone Obama has vowed to hold accountable.

— xPraetorius

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