- Even after he resigned from Congress, let’s be frank, Anthony Weiner still thought of himself as one hot dog.
- Apparently there were no condiments on that hot dog.
- Weiner really can’t cut the mustard anymore.
- I don’t relish the idea of any more of these jokes.
- What? We still need to ketchup to the others!
- I think by now, we’ve all seen enough of the Weiner-schnitzel.
- Oh, I wish I were an Oscar-Mayer…ummm…awww forget it.
That was as close to raunchy as we get here at the Praetorian Writers’ Group. As you can probably guess, we rejected many submissions as not appropriate for family audiences. My personal favorite was the last one; the one without any actual tasteless puns in it!