As mentioned in a previous post, we don’t need gun control, we need Democrat control. If you were to remove all Democrat Party supporters from any given community, you would eliminate violent crime from that community overnight. The general point being that the ranks of violent criminals — or of criminals of any stripe for that matter — are not crammed with members of Republican core constituencies.
See: we don’t need gun control, we need Democrat control. It’s becoming increasingly clear: guns don’t kill people…Democrats kill people. We must do something!
However, I recognize that to get a complete Democrat ban might be difficult at this time. We might have to achieve that laudable goal step-by-step, over time.
For example if we can’t get a total ban, and confiscate all Democrats, can’t we at least put restrictions on automatic Democrats? You know minorities, welfare and food stamp recipients, criminals, academics and Hollywood actors. I mean, come on…think about it! No one really needs a fully automatic Democrat for anything!
If not that then, how about restricting semi-automatic Democrats. Union members, non-college teachers and the like.
Surely we should be able to obtain a ban on assault Democrats! You know: like Bill Ayers, Berhardine Dohrn, Tom Hayden?
Maybe we could limit the number of Democrats that any magazine — or newspaper, or any other publication or broadcast, for that matter — could hold. That sounds pretty reasonable to me.
However, failing that, maybe we could get universal background checks for anyone wanting to use a Democrat. I mean you have to be crazy to want one of them around! They’re freakin’ dangerous! I think it’s a perfectly common sense measure to take to prevent Democrats from falling into the hands of the wrong people.
Right now there are plenty of ways for just about anyone to get their hands on a Democrat and use it for mischief…or much worse. We must do something.
The steps I mentioned above, would all be constructive “first steps” toward the eventual removal of all Democrats or their supporters from all households in America.
When we achieve that grand goal, you can be sure that we will have eliminated violent crime in America.
[Three things: (1) Which mindless leftist will be the first to accuse me of racism? And (2) let’s see how long it takes for other media types to pick up this satirical line of thought! 🙂 (3) They do read this blog from our increasingly powerful little think tank!]